Thursday, July 15, 2010

i am so not a summer kind of girl

they say that insanity can be defined as doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

like going to busch gardens when it's 824 degrees outside, thinking "it won't be as bad as last time."

it must be january

right.  because going anywhere outside, away from the sweet, sweet joy of air conditioning in the middle of summer in central florida is a great idea. 

so great, in fact, that we've decided to do it again tomorrow.  this time?  it's sea world.

they're begging the dolphins to yank them over the edge
and into the cool, cool water, drowning be damned

ah but fear not curious onlookers!  i am going PRE. PARED. this time.  hand-held battery operated fans for everyone!  and my husband has been instructed that when peanut starts throwing her inevitable i-refuse-to-nap-in-this-god-forsaken-heat tantrum, i'm running for cover. 

air conditioned, daiquiri flavored cover.

if you don't hear from me for a few days, do a google search for "mom goes crazy in orlando theme park" and you'll likely have an accurate update on my whereabouts.

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